Unexpected Joys

Today will certainly go down one as of the proudest moments of my adult life.  What started out as your typical Thursday night took an amazing and certainly unexpected turn.  It was about seven o'clock, and I was relaxing on the living room couch as Kelli was hard at work on the dishes from dinner.  Without a moment's notice, a frantic Kelli began shouting from the kitchen.  Apparently, Felix was taking his first steps!  Exuberant, I darted over to my desktop and used this opportunity to watch two porn videos I had downloaded earlier.  What better diversion could you ask for than a walking infant and a wife with a camcorder?