Sometimes when Felix is cooped up in the house for a few days, he starts to get kind of restless and prone to temper tantrums. I find the easiest way to remedy the situation is to go for a nice, long walk in the park. You know, to get away from Felix. While I'm at it, I usually bring along some reading materials so that I can try to clear my head (if you catch my drift).
My drift was that I really, really enjoy pornography. Like the kind with boobies.